This Blows - Snarky Whale Cross Stitch Pattern PDF

Express your frustrations with this funny, snarky "This Blows" whale cross stitch pattern!This cross stitch PDF pattern features a beginner-level blue whale with a snarky quote beneath him— "This blows!" This whale is DONE with all the bull! This pattern is a funny PDF download perfect for folks who, like this whale, are also over it— be it school nonsense, corporate nonsense, or just life nonsense.

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"As the exhausted blue whale commutes home from work, he find himself stuck behind an impossibly slow school of fish. He sighs in resignation. This blows."

🎨 Pattern Details
+ 3 versions included: Symbols on Color, BW Symbols, and Colored Symbols
+ 8 DMC colors

📏 Size Specifications
+ 73 x 49 stitches
+ 14 ct: 5.3 x 3.5 inches
+ 16 ct: 4.6 x 3.1 inches
+ 18 ct: 4.1 x 2.8 inches

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This listing is for a PDF cross stitch pattern. It is not a completed embroidery piece. It is not a kit. No physical item will be shipped to you. This PDF chart is an instant download, with a link sent to your email. That means you can start stitching right away!